I really am. After the catastrophe that was The Cat in the Hat and the ridiculousness of How the Grinch Stole Christmas I am extremely afraid of the latest effort to make a movie out of a Dr. Seuss classic. I don't want to see a big screen production of Horton Hears a Who

OK, its animated so maybe I don't have to deal with the caricature that Jim Carey Has become. But, how much do you want to bet that the animation will be based on Jim's facial ticks? I'm worried because I feel like the movie industry is doing its best to strip my childhood of all the cool parts.

And Dr. Seuss was one of the absolute coolest parts of my childhood. I swear if they touch the Star Bellied Sneetches, I am launching a nation wide protest.